Worlds best author everyone.
(Source: anniexan, via msbaconator)
when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions
(Source: yeaga, via illogical-dreamer)
actual leaked dialogue from sherlock series 3
John: okay fine how did you do survive?
Sherlock: I bop bop bopped
Sherlock: slip and slide and rocked that rhythm
John: i don't
Sherlock: I Jumped and hopped. Hopped till I dropped, John
Do you ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your room, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book at like 3am
Working on my paper is hard on both of us.
I have had legit conversations just like this.
(Source: tblr292, via fetchhappened)
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
(Source: piratesofthecaribbean, via the-diary-i-never-had)